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Like the Loch Ness monster, only those who believe in it will ever see it. Its pink shimmer and graceful presence captivated the few who glimpsed it just before it vanished into a puff of fragrant smoke.

Its elusive beauty offers a moment of magic that is as fleeting and rare as an Italian accepting Dominos makes the best pizza. Panther we hear you say? Whatever you do dont call her a bird, shes a Panther, ok!

Grey Goose vodka, Passionfruit, Watermelon, Passoa, Rubis wine, Supasawa, Milk

He’s sweet, charming, and has more charisma than a Disney prince, but don’t let that charm fool you. Like a siren, he captivates you; you don’t want to say no. Was it four or six you’ve had?

It doesn’t matter now, does it? The next thing you know, dawn is breaking, and the prince has vanished into the darkness. Time flies when you’re having fun. You can thank him next time.

Bombay Premier Cru gin, Lychee, Lavender, Crème de Violette, Supasawa, Milk

Claims to have won the Great Jungle Race, though this has never been independently verified. Admittedly, it sounds about as plausible as ‘The Fox’s Guide to Chicken Security’, but we’re inclined to take his word for it. How did he win, you wonder?

Well, he’s still explaining. We’ll let you know once he’s done.

Patron el Cielo infused with carrot, Sagatiba Cachaça, Dry vermouth, carrot oil

Understated but not to be underestimated. Pingelou is effortlessly cool with his sultry looks and vibrant colours. Many years ago he used to sail the high seas perched on the shoulders of an infamous pirate...only the brave will ask him for his tales.

Ilegal Joven Mezcal, Coffee infused Campari, Chocolate bitters, Saline solution, House Blend vermouths

This peacock is a basic bitch with a heart of gold. He’s got more insta followers than your favourite Kardashian and more charisma than all of them combined. He’s fancy and elegant but definitely not pretentious. You’ll be lucky to get a kiss from him!

St-Germain, Minuty Prestige Rose’, Lychee liquor, Veuve Clicquot

This parrot is one seriously spicy mama. She;s definitely got more sass than sense but somehow still manages to establish herself as the 'mum friend' in any social situation. She is a true icon (and she knows it).

Patron Silver, Chili infused 1800 Coconut tequila, Ancho reyes verde, Wasabi agave, Citric acid

This stunning zebra was cut down in her prime when she took a bullet to the chest, courtesy of Colonel Coke. She lived fast and died young so don’t forget to pour one out for our fallen homie before you leave.

Cocoa butter fat washed, Aberfeldy 12yo, Genmaicha tea infused, House blend Vermouths, Tonka maple syrup

He hangs around in hotels, lurking in dark corners like the swinger he is. He’ll win you over with his sweetness but be warned, he’ll have moved on to his next target quicker than you can say “cheeky monkey”.

Patrón Silver tequila, Pineapple, Coconut, Chambord, Lime

This little guy seems quiet at first however, once he comes out of his shell you’ll be wishing he’d shut the f*ck up and let you get a word in edge ways. He’s loud and proud and could drink you under the table.

Thai basil infused Bombay Premier Cru, Tio Pepe sherry, Pineapple cordial, Top up soda by Frankling & Sons